Wednesday, May 26, 2010

"Political, Film and Musical Parodies"

Obama & Bush Impersonators...Sound just like them too. Laughed my ass off watching these videos:
*ROLFLMAO* This was beyond hilarious...Will Ferrell reprises George Bush" at a Sizzler comparing Bush killing a gopher to Obama killing Osama Bin Laden...Funny as hell and Bush again will always be an idiot~~
...In a new Funny or Die video, Will Ferrell reprises his role as George Bush, and he does so from a Sizzler in Texas. President Bush has just killed a gopher in his yard, and he says the world is safer for it. And in other water cooler news, Stephen Colbert and Katie Couric share a bathroom moment.

world news

Obama explains where babies come from~~~

Worst Translator to ever hit the White House~

1 comment:

Desert Rose said...: hahaaa that was really awesome watch LMAO the key of awesome ha! LOL now i m more compassionate with Batman..hehee; June 3, 2010 at 2:31 PM

Some of My Favorite and Most Memorable Film and Actor Quotes..

"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk? (Dirty Harry-Clint Eastwood)"

"It's alright Senorita, Bade Bade Deshon Mein, Aisi Choti Choti Baatein Hoti Rahti Hain." (Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge-Shah Rukh Khan)

"I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it has fulfilled its purpose" ~ Charlie Chaplin

"Like everyone else I am what I am: an individual, unique and different, with a lineal history of ancestral promptings and urgings; a history of dreams, desires, and of special experiences, all of which I am the sum total." ~ Charlie Chaplin

"Nothing quite like it. The feeling of film" ~Charlie Chaplin

"I don't believe that the public knows what it wants; this is the conclusion that I have drawn from my career." ~ Charlie Chaplin

"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot." ~ Charlie Chaplin

Col. Hans Landa: "What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat." (Inglourious Basterds-Christoph Waltz)

Lt. Aldo Raine: "Actually, Werner, we're all tickled to hear you say that. Frankly, watchin' Donny beat Nazis to death is the closest we ever get to goin' to the movies". (Inglourious Basterds-Brad Pitt)

“A guy told me one time, "Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner." Now, if you're on me and you gotta move when I move, how do you expect to keep a... a marriage?” (Robert De Niro - Heat)

“They're all animals anyway. All the criminals come out at night. Whores, skunk pussies, buggers, queens, fairies, dopers, junkies, sick, venal. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.” (Robert Deniro –Taxi Driver)

“It's a living thing, Brian. It breathes, it eats, and it hates. The only way to beat it is to think like it. To know that this flame will spread this way across the door and up across the ceiling, not because of the physics of flammable liquids, but because it wants to” (Robert De Niro –Back Draft)

"The assassin always dies, baby. It's necessary for the national healing." (The Manchurian Candidate - Meryl Streep)

"Well, what is it? A viral love? Kind of a 24-hour thing?" (Post Cards From the Edge - Meryl Streep)

"That is what we do. That is what people do. They stay alive for each other."(The Hours - Meryl Streep)

"People want what they want. Sometimes you just have to walk in defiance of it and just be yourself." (Meryl Streep)

"Good films flop, atrocious films do well. Uncertainty is the only certainty in this business." (Madhuri Dixit)

"The point is ladies and gentlemen that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts through and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit. Greed, in all of it’s forms: greed for life, for money, knowledge has marked the upward surge of mankind and greed you mark my words will not only save Teldar Paper; but that other malfunctioning corporation called the USA. Thank you!" (Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps - Michael Douglas)

Edward Cole: "I build a billion dollar business up from NOTHING! Presidents have asked my advice, I have dined with royalty, and i'm supposed to make out like what? This trip was supposed to MEAN something to me? Like it was gonna change ME? How did you see it playing out Carter, I knock on the door, she answers, she's surprised and angry, but I tell her how much I love her and miss her, and OH, by the way, I'm gonna be dead soon so I'm reaching out to you because I don't wanna die alone?" (The Bucket List-Jack Nicholson)

"If that story is supposed to illustrate what I think are your intentions, I must warn you, I am in no mood to be soaked in disinfectant." (The Grass is Greener-Cary Grant)

"How in the world did Eve ever get Adam when she had no other woman to help her with the subtle little touches?" (Every Girl Should Be Married-Cary Grant)

"I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders dependent upon me, and I don't intend to disappoint them all by getting myself slightly killed" (North by Northwest-Cary Grant)

"Ladies! Will you please shut it? Listen to me. Yes, I lied to you. No, I don't love you. Of course it makes you look fat. I've never been to Brussels. It is pronounced 'egregious'. By the way, no, I've never met Pizzaro but I love his pies. And all of this pales to utter insignificance in light of the fact that my ship is once again gone. Savvy?" (Pirates of the Caribbean-Johnny Depp)

"That Lenora ain't nothing to me! I swear on my daddy's grave! I'm burning inside to touch you, baby!" (Cry Baby - Johnny Depp)

"Every true lover knows that the moment of greatest satisfaction comes when ecstasy is long over and he beholds before him the flower which has blossomed beneath his touch." (Johnny Depp – Don Juan DeMarco)

"Every woman is a mystery to be solved and not one has ever left my arms unsatisfied..." (Johnny Depp – Don Juan DeMarco)

"There are only four questions of value in life:

What is sacred?
Of what is the spirit made?
What is worth living for?
What is worth dying for?
The answer to each is the same - only love." (Johnny Depp – Don Juan DeMarco)

"I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker" (Robert Downey, Jr.)