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Thursday, May 12, 2011

Did The Professor Have A Choice...? And what would your choice be??? :))



The following is an actual question given on a Chemistry mid-term exam at the University of Nairobi in Kenya.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well~

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

P1V1 = P2V2

One student, however, wrote the following:


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Julie during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you!"..in her own words..and then take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true and thus; I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why last night, Julie kept shouting..."Oh My God!!!"

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A+"

11 comments:

TALON said...

LOL! He totally deserved the "A" and I have to say that Julie deserved the "O" ...Sorry, couldn't resist! ;)

It was so lovely to see you and know that you are fine and well and enjoying safe travels! Hugs to you, (((Julliette)))!

Couture Carrie said...

So awesome!

xoxox,
CC

Nevine said...

So good to see you back online, my dear Wild Rose! I hope you will be posting one of your lovely writes very soon... I always look forward to them.

Warm hugs,
Nevine

Ed Pilolla said...

i like this graphic a lot. i also like discussions of what is hell and heaven and all that. good to see you again:)

Anonymous said...

Haha...this was very funny and thank you for sharing it with us all. That Julie sounds so familiar...

Your Sun

Galaxyhera said...

Hihihi i think i want to be this Julie :P @LarvK this professor had no choice but to give an A+ also like our SRK, Julie didn't know what hit her ;)) So happy for us ;)

Love & Hugs
Hera

Kavita said...

hahahah.... that student deserves more than an A alright!! LOL!!! Awesome!! Weew.. at least NOW I know where I'll be headed.. ;-)

Sheeesh, girl... I missed you so much!! And now I am super glad to see you back here... hope all's well, sweetie...

(hugs and kisses) :)

Talli Roland said...

What a wonderful answer!

jason evans said...

I like the way this person thinks!

Alcina said...

hahaha..nice one..

Desert Rose said...

Missed you sweet Queen..:) that post is so funny! hahaa and yeah..how familiar is that JULIE..;)

Love to be here at your place girl, great music and wonderful creativity you are beyond Magical..OUTSTANDING work on our sanctuary..:))

Enjoy whatever and wherever you are my love..huge hugs and always wishing you eternal happiness queen..:)

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